It Can Only Happen To Me
I was laying in bed last night after tossing and turning and not being able to go to sleep, until around 2am, when just as I was about to nod off....a spring in my matress burst through and stabbed me in the arse! I think I must have let out quite a loud yelp as my mum came in wondering what the hell the noise was and wondered if I was being attacked in my room or something! I was being attacked in fact, by a spring!
I had to spend the rest of the night sleeping on top of a bloody pillow, until I was able to get down to the town today to buy a new matress, which by the way didn't come cheap.
Yes, it can only happen to me!
Posted By: Lint | 02:23 AM | Lint
