June 09, 2006

Pin Up Boys

No, it's not Michael Jackson, it's Charles MansonWhat do Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer have in common?

Well, if you answered "an insatiable appetite to kill, kill, KILL"then you would be right, but also a little predictable, but if you answered "why, they're the pin up boys for the up and coming 2007 Serial Killer Calendar" then give yourself a pat on the back!

Yes! It's true!!!

There is a new breed of people walking the streets, cutely named "Serialphiles" (ghouls was already taken) Don't you just want to eat him up?who thrive on the life and crimes of the world's most notorious serial killers and now Purple Inc, a Maine based company responsible for the production and distribution of the calendar are eager to satiate the bizarre cravings of these Serialphiles.

For extra titillation, every month Serialphiles can turn to a new page and stare in awe and fascination at each newly presented vision of macabre excellence, and say to friends "did you know that this is artwork commissioned by Nico Claux?" and when friends stare back blankly, the discerning Serialphile can then say "you know... "the vampire of Paris,". He served 7 years for murder, you know."

The reason why most of us are scared of clownsFun!!!

January showcases Charles Manson, February is Ted Bundy followed by David Berkowitz (Son of Sam), John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer is May, Richard Ramirez, Ottis Toole (and might I add that as a person whose birthday falls in July, why do they always have the WORST pic up for the July page?), Edward Gein (sporting a YUMMY red hat), Richard Chase, Albert Fish, November has 8 serial killers on the one page (!!) and December has Nicolas Claux himself and yanno... I don't think I'd mind being bitten by him myself unless he's using artistic license there and he's really as ugly as a bucket of assholes.

Not too bad, except for that whole psychotic thingYou can check out the calendar here and if you're wondering what type of serial killer you are, or you'd like to buy a calendar (hurry... 500 have been sold and only 2,500 are left) you can go here and browse around and if you miss out this year, there's always 2008.

I wonder how families of the victims are going to feel walking into a house and seeing this on someone's wall...

Posted By: Lint | 11:20 AM | Current Events

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Comments

That is really sick!

And yes, it demonstrates that the feelings of the victim's families and friends meaning nothing in the pursuit of $$$$.

Disgusting!

Yeah, that sounds like something done in good taste!

Mr July is primo real estate, figured Manson would want that one.

 

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