Tom Cruise - Future Deadbeat Husband

I get alarm bells ringing all over the place when a man puts the birth of a baby and a movie release before the welfare of his relationship with the woman carrying his child.

I remember back in the 80's when Tom Cruise divorced Mimi Rogers because she was too old to have a child. See, I don't know if it's spoken about now, but Tom Cruise has a low sperm count and he was told that he would need a younger woman to increase the chances of her falling pregnant with his sperm. Mimi was bitter. Mimi talked.

Then along came a younger woman, one Ms Nicole Kidman and granted, she was younger but she was also a big star in her own right and she also had that horrible trait that a lot of people raised in Australia have: she's a stubborn little bitch and she refused to join the Church of Scientology. This kind of tossed Tom into a dilemma because now he had the younger woman but she wouldn't kowtow to his religious beliefs and when you're a big star like Tom Cruise, it's all about getting your own way and only your own way with no compromise.

Bye Nicole.

Enter young Katie.

Katie Holmes is not a star, but she wants to be. Sure she was Joey in Dawson's Creek and she's been in a few movies but nothing big and now she has this huge opportunity to become exactly what she wants, because lets face it... you don't become an actress or actor to be mediocre. You do it for the money and the fame and the star treatment and when you think about it, Katie was pretty smart because rather than work hard all she had to do was fuck Tom Cruise and fall pregnant to him.

Now she's an "A" star by proxy and I'm just waiting for the reports where she states she still a virgin and that her baby is actually a gift from god and the aliens and Tom is the anti-Xenu and should be exalted by all.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tom keeps the kid, fucks her off and raises it on his own, because while I don't think that Tom Cruise is gay, I don't think he's hetero either. In fact, I think that Tom Cruise is possibly one of the coldest men on the planet in that nothing seems to motivate him except for the cult he's in.

There's my two cents.

Posted By: Lint | 01:58 AM | Lint

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