Oh THIS should be fun!!
Rupert Murdoch has done it again!!!
What has he done? I hear you ask... well, a division of his little empire, namely Fox Reality has created a new television reality show and while the reality shows spewed out by television executives are, on the whole, total shit, this is one that I will be watching avidly from start to finish and I expect it to be awful.
This new television reality show invites porn stars to test their serious acting abilities in London's theater district. Isn't that the absolute BEST?
"My Bare Lady" will cast four leading ladies from porn studios in the good ole US of A in a classic piece of drama to be performed in London's West End.
This three episode reality show (see how wonderfully brief it's going to be) will document the wacky adventures these four ditzes experience, from undergoing a crash course in acting to appearing before a discerning British audience and will air on cable and satelite channels later in the year.
I, for one, am waiting for this show with bated breath. I would love to see if four busty bimbos can go from lines like "oh yeah clean my pool!", "my husband doesn't understand me" and "oh yes I so wanna fuck you even though you're as ugly as a bucket of assholes, Ron Jeremy" along with their mind boggling array of moans, gasps and squeals to something with a little more substance and all with their clothes on!
It will be interesting to see if they'll be able to cut the mustard with their more usual assets kept under cover and knowing how stiff upper lipped the British can be, if they get any applause at all, I'll be impressed.
My Fair Lady is probably one of my more favourite musical type shows so I look forward to and dare Professor Henry Higgins to utter time honoured lines like: "She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty", "Why can't a woman be more like a man?", "She's being pinned. Some of the clothes we bought her didn't quite fit.", "By George, Eliza, the streets will be strewn with the bodies of men shooting themselves for your sake before I'm done with you." and my favourite line of all, "You impudent hussy!" with a straight face.
The show will be co-produced with the UK's Zig Zag Productions.
Posted By: Lint | 07:49 AM | Lint
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Oh that is just too awesome! I wish that was airing here! (I don't think it is, I haven't heard anything anyway.)
Posted by: Courtney | May 2, 2006 08:29 AM