House Calls

It has to be said.

Some women in Florida have got to be the most stupid of humans walking the planet.

This is Philip Winikoff.

Philip is a 76-year-old man who, while claiming to be a doctor, went door-to-door in Lauderdale Lakes, Florida offering free breast exams. He carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, though one woman became suspicious after Philip asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves.

Police were called and the suspect fled and he was arrested at another woman's house in the same area.

You would think that the woman would have been suspicious either a) when a man who looks like the biggest pervert ever was knocking on her door saying he was a doctor, or b) when he assumed that her tits were so close to her genitals. I don't think I would have waited till he had sexually assaulted me because even though I'm no doctor and yes, I'm getting old, my breasts are still in no danger of having to rest in my underpants.

In defence of Philip, his confusion is understandable as he's not really a doctor, he's a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

Way to go, Philip, and better luck next time.

Posted By: Lint | 01:51 AM | Current Events

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