Why I Love South Park
South Park creators are goading Tom Cruise in a new episode, pulled from British TV.
"Trapped In The Closet" involves Tom Cruise locking himself in Stan's closet, with the phrase "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet" repeated 28 times during the show.
According to reports, Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise threatened Paramount with a lawsuit if they will not stop the broadcasting of an episode from the famous animated series "South Park" in Britain, which is making fun of his sexuality.
The episode, which has already been broadcast in the United States, shows an animated version of Nicole Kidman and Cruise's Scientologist friend John Travolta trying to convince the superstar to come out of the closet.
At one point, ex-wife Nicole Kidman was portrayed trying to coax him out, saying, "It's time for you to come out of the closet, Tom. You're not fooling anyone." The final line of the show is Tom telling the "South Park" kids "I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you in England!"
It's episodes like this that prove to me that SP creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone probably used to pull the wings off flies when they were children.
In case you missed it, you can see part of the show here.
Posted By: Lint | 03:26 AM | Lint
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Thanks for the link I love southpark too.
Posted by: Nancy | January 22, 2006 02:32 PM
Oooh, I love Southpark. It's so funny; the only comedy I actually enjoy watching and Cartman is brilliant. :)
Posted by: Carrie | January 22, 2006 05:08 PM
so funny
Posted by: carrie | January 23, 2006 02:07 AM
I love South Park. Tom Cruise is a prick.
Posted by: Crazy Like A Fox | January 23, 2006 07:50 AM
Hey you don't know the history of South Park...I do!!!
Sorry channeling Tom Cruise. I saw that episode and thought it was funny as hell. Tom Cruise is scary.
Posted by: TheMAdAdmin | January 24, 2006 03:15 PM
I think this season is the best one yet
Posted by: Vera | January 24, 2006 10:14 PM
How the hell did the whole rumor of Tom Cruise being gay start anyway. It wasn't like he was caught with another guy in a bathroom stall (George Micheal), and he didn't get pulled over with a tranvestite in his car (Eddie Murphy), Sure he danced a little and cried a little in his gay ass movies but that doesn't make him homosexual...does it?
Posted by: DaveC. | January 25, 2006 04:10 AM
Nope, that doesn't make him gay. And I told him so the whole time he was sucking my dick! I fucked Katie Holmes good that night. That baby's going to come out half pathetic bitch and half horrible monster. The next person to call me a pathetic bitch though is really going to see the business end of my dick! Maybe TomKats baby can fuck Bradgelas baby and we can have the new antichrist. Only 13 more years for those little bastards.
South Park kicks ass!
Posted by: Dark side of Dave | January 25, 2006 04:18 AM
I think DSoD has been drinking the ass coffee...
Posted by: Deb | January 25, 2006 08:32 AM
He's not gay... remember folks it's not gay if HE'S sucking YOUR dick.
South Park makes me laugh but I fully admit to being a fan of juvenile bathroom humor. Like when Cartman says "I looked in my mom's closet too for my Christmas gift and I'm getting the Ultravibe Pleasuremaster 2000." WOOT!
Posted by: Riss | January 25, 2006 11:47 PM
Thanks for the link. South Park is one of my favorites shows too. Tom Cruise would feel much better about himself if he just comes out of the closet!!
Posted by: Rain | January 29, 2006 06:05 AM