Stupid, Pretty and Out of Work?
I came across an article that hammered home the fact that men are dumb and women are even more dumb.
If you're an out of work, struggling model or actress with more tits than brains and you're living in Los Angeles, then you can apply for a job where you have the opportunity to prance around in next to nothing and park someone's car!
Yes! Desperate men who can't get it up or grab themselves a real girl are hiring women dressed in bikinis, miniskirts and lingerie to park their cars for them and the girls, stupid bitches that they are, think that they have the upper hand because dirty old men are salivating over their assets.
Beverly Hills, California-based Girls Valet Parking opened for business less than six months ago. This week, it took over its rival, Valet Girls, and announced plans to expand to San Francisco, Las Vegas, San Diego and Phoenix.
Not happy with just pigeon holing beautiful young women, the company founder also lashed out at adolescent boys by saying "Given the option of hiring acne-riddled teenage boys in red vests, or beautiful and sexy models and actresses trained in safety and hospitality, we're betting our success that restaurants, boutique hotels, clubs and private parties will prefer the latter. "
What are pimply faced boys going to do now? Does this mean that they only have the options of delivering newspapers and packing shopping bags?
Clients, most of them movie stars and producers, can request a variety of uniforms, including lingerie, bikinis, capri pants, camisoles and miniskirts.
"If it is legal, we will do it, but we draw the line at nudity or topless," said the founder.
What a prince!!
It's nice to know that even though there a millions of women out there that are getting by just fine without using looks or boobs, there are still a whole ton of vacuous sluts out there that think that what god (or a plastic surgeon) gave them is going to do them favours and get them places.
Beauty fades, you stupid whores. Study, grab yourselves some brains and get a real job.
Posted By: Lint | 12:20 PM | Lint
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Comments
I think that it takes a little maturity for women to understand that looks can be snatched away in an instant. A lot of girls in their 20's don't look past turning 30, so they think they will be beautiful forever.
I hope that these bimbos are investing their money or paying their way through college, but I doubt that many of them are.
Posted by: Crazy Like A Fox | January 8, 2006 01:25 AM
I read about this the other day and not only did I shake my head in disgust, I felt an overwhelming urge to kick these women. What they are not realizing is that they are not the ones in control here. They are mere objects for the male owners of the valet service to use.
Stupid asses make us all look bad...
(excuse the less-than stellar quality of this comment--I am completely looped on Ambien right now)
Posted by: malfouka | January 9, 2006 09:04 AM
It's probably because of the Ambien that you're being so damn polite :P
And you're right Fox. One day you wake up and you realise that things don't stay up anymore and your skin isn't so tight and well, fuck... you're growing old and you're going to need more than looks to get by.
Posted by: Deb | January 9, 2006 01:15 PM