A Burst of Energy.

This post is about masturbation.

Or lack thereof....

I was dared to stop for a couple of days and you know what? I have become Master of my Domain and Cleaner of my Domicile. I swear to god I have cut sick in my house and I don't think it knows what hit it.

Day One consisted of me trailing around the house with a big pout on my face wondering if I could possibly break this dare and get away with lying about it. I quickly nixxed this idea, as the person who dared me knows when I'm lying and it's just not worth getting caught out. That and the fact that I hate it when he wins, so even though day one was a bit of a bust, I'm proud that I was "clean" for a whole 24 hours.

Day Two had me cleaning mirrors, washing windows, both inside and out and had me ferociously weeding my garden (something I've not done since I moved into the house in February) to the point where I was even walking up the driveway and inspecting the brickwork with a kitchen fork in my hand (I don't garden, thus no gardening tools, not even a rake) looking for the errant weed poking through any cracks.

Day Three (today) had me up at 4.15am watering the lawn. Yes. Really.

Did you know that people walk their dogs at that stupid hour? I was cheerfully yelling out "morning" to passers by while watering my lawn. My youngest woke up at 5 and I saw her at me from her bedroom windowso she came out and joined me.

I also washed all my floors. There's not a lot of carpet in my house so I was mopping and singing at 5.30am and still feeling all energetic and shit, I ended up on my hands and knees SCRUBBING it because I wasn't happy with just mopping. I ended up waxing it as well and finally I am happy with the way it looks and my house smells like Sunday.

I could perform brain surgery on my toilet floor and I was even tempted to rub my lunch across my kitchen floor, just because I could.

Today is the last day of the dare.

Thank fuck...

Posted By: Lint | 04:35 AM | Lint

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